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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

MEETIC

i've learnt the meaning of a few more frequently used internet and sms messaging acronyms such as ROFL, LMAO, ROFLMAO and don't we all know the meaning of LOL by now. But for the clueless like myself till very recently, here are their meanings.

LOL = LAUGHING OUT LOUD
LMAO = LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
ROFL = ROLLING ON the FLOOR LAUGHING
ROFLMAO= ROLLING ON the FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

there, don't we all feel a lil more enlightened for the day?

Moving on to another subject totally unrelated. The culmination from living in a cramped space as well the prospect of sleeping on hard tiled flooring again led me to surf online to do my normal online stuff yknow , check my email, view porn, check sports etc..
While checking thru my yahoo mailbox, i came across an ad which i clicked on unexpectedly and it opened up a new window... assclowns .. lemme introduce you to the world of MEETIC, an online dating site very much like the rest but in here i was amazed to find women of sharp wit and high intellect. The very same type that the assclown in me and a couple of my friends thought could never exist in Singapore but boy was i happy to be proven wrong and have my heart filled with hope once more...

Here are a few of the personals i got to view thanks to the search engine.

1. YOUNG AT HEART STILL


Man, who says the older generation doesn't have what it takes to survive and thrive in this cyber age... She obviously has mastered the typing skills despite her age..i forsee a lot of males going after her..she's a catch man!

2. STRAIGHT TO THE POINT


What are the chances in this day and age of a girl goin semi tao .. and unlike other girls who love playing clueless mind games .. she's straight to the point and even knows obvious facts that kids who have mixed genes are very smart, lastly she's still holy and believing in the almighty ... all you indian/eurasians who'd consider yourselves mixed .. i can see you guys queueing in line to get to know her..

3. YELLOWISH


My friends tell me that most girls are nymphomaniacs or sluts these days etc.. (Guys don't fall far off too ykno..) But here we have a beautiful girl who still can communicate on almost every topicE under the sun but veers away from taboo topics..
Single regular high flyer army officers are going to snag her on account of her intelligence and capability to communicate on almost anything except topics that is of yellowish substance...

4. DOG LOVER


Maybe i do have a chance with singapore women afterall...but the chemistry HAS to be right or it won't matter if i'm as loaded as bill gateS or can sing like emil whom im thinking is probably an american idol or something...best part is, she keeps it short and sweet and doesn't show her high level of intellect on the spot, rather just a truthful phrase that is bound to get guys who feverently download unreal uber cool hollywoodish serials like the o.c to come after her...

5. POET


In this day and age where every rapper steals other rappers's verses and lines and poets doing the same with plaguarising material that the'd fine online in some other person's site or blog...this chick clearly shows to the world that her personal was done all by herself and what talent she has!! .. the first 2 lines already made me throw my shakespear novels out the window.. clearly lasalle (rahman and bob not included!) and nafa and other artist types are gonna come after her..

6. GREAT EXPECTATIONS


I thought she was actually full of herself but then i noticed that she had the heart to include half a cat in the picture as well ...man i've been too judgemental ..
after realising how wrong i was..i came to realise that she's a combination of being straight to the point as well as knowledgable. She is the first female to know that the world is changing to and not "for" the worst. Yet she still believes living a fantasty and fairytale world .. quite simply brilliant .. she strikes me as the perfect mail order bride for army officers as well ..

Well having had my perceptions changed wildly .. i wanted to go on more into this journey but the porn file i was downloading had just completed.. normal reality took over me once again .. i guess im weak ...but before i end .. here are a few more notable mentions ..



Pretty brilliant aren't they, .. well to cap it off .. i must say that meetic is a site which joins the ranks of frienster, bebo and a lot more other sites that are making us more and more intelligent and helping us evolve even further on a daily basis and not forgetting allowing us to make new friends from all walks of life..MAN I LOVE THE INTERNET ... so well ..to cap it off .. today i brought you assclowns the meaning of the internet acronyms .. lol rofl lmao etc etc .. so yea .. have fun and stay cool... adieu

------------------------------------ GOD spoke @ 4:21 AM --------------------------------- 1 comments


INFORMATION ON GOD
Name: GOD
Gender: ULTIMATE MALE
Likes: PORN
Dislikes: CONDESENDING LOOKS
School: NANYANG CHINESE POLYTECHNIC

About Me

Name:
Location: BEDOK CITY, 3rd Avenue, Singapore

What can i say, apparently im coming off as a corrupt divine being.. well so what, politicians get roles of power.. what do they do?? So if any hot females who want to make out with GOD...and are above the age of 18.. holler bitch .. holler..just be sure that you live in or currently reside in singapore.. unless you're willing to pay for the airfare and accomodation... aside from that.. im also a gifted goalscorer despite my hefty frame in the game of football, so much so that i go by many names... GOD .. henry.. nistelrooy.. van basten .. but my real name happens to be Roberto Baggio...pity no coach sees talent in fat footballers..while they themselves are allowed to be fat..funny irony i guess.. i also like astral travelling and talking to the dead (hey, im god..) Reading the works of robert rankin, borough williams, ayn rand, george orwell and others. Budding porn star having won the porn idol competition where i beat all other males for the title of world porn idol 2004. And lastly an excellent tall tale composer.

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